Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
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