I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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