i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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