Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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