you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
operation have a gay friend backfired
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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