dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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