She's JV to your varsity
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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