Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
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