I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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