My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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