just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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