new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He? As in you personified your dick?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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