Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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