At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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