Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I have post one night stand depression
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