foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
this just has baby written all over it
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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