Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
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if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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