I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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