we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
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You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize