She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
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idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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