I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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