I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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