i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
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just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
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