I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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