did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
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Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
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She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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