I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
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I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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