It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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