I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
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you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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