I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Randomize
