You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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