my mouth tastes like poor choices
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Randomize
