She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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