I can tuck mytits in my pants
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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