she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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