dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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