So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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