question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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