I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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