I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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