Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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