Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
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