he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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