i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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