that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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