Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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