we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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