So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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