super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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