You just made me feel so damn special
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
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You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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