Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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