You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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