First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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