We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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