I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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