nut hugger
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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