We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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